when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
Changed your mind.
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the weirdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
bring the crack au’s
I have an entire folder of this stuff. FOR THIS VERY MOMENT
god bless the sherlockians
Yahoo: Can you handle it?
OH MY GOD MATTS BEAUTIFUL ACTING. YOU CAN SEE HIM GLANCE OVER TO HER FOR THIS MINISCULE BIT OF A SECOND AND WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW THE WJOLE STORY YOU THINK NOYHING OF IT BIT YOU LOOK BACK AFTER AND ITS LIKE OH MY GOD HIS FACE YOU CAN SEE THE PANI OF IGNORING HER
fuCK
You know what I want? I want to fucking marry Matt Smith. I do not give a flying fuck if I am only 14.
(Source: runforthetardis, via watch-out-theres-dan-and-phil)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
What happens to Disney princesses after happily ever after.
This is amazing.
I can’t get over how amazing his timing is.
I tried not to reblog but had too
God dammit I will reblog every time and watch every time
(via howelling-lester)
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
yes i wanna go there
(via phoenixes-and-wizards)
THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
thats a little bit shady
Jafar you pedo
(via phoenixes-and-wizards)
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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(via lordoftheinternet)
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
(via lordoftheinternet)
this is and forever will be the best thing ever
the way his face changes so suddenly is just genius
the reason why i love the gif so much is because his face changes so bloody fast it’s hilarious
(Source: morgrana, via phoenixes-and-wizards)
#they’re just like #in the middle of your tears #because david is gone #all the sobbing is happening right #you’re just screaming I DON’T WANT TO GO #and DAVID NO #and then magically #out of nowhere pops matt smith #the silly and ridiculous matt smith #with this intro and then even though you’re crying #they have you laughing and you can’t stop thinking how unfair itis #that matt has already made you fall in love with him
THIS^
This is true. I started to fall in love with Matt Smith within the first ten minutes
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(via phoenixes-and-wizards)
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
(via lordoftheinternet)


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